Or maybe, Kojima just doesn’t make games you like. And doesn’t need to.

Maybe I’m just too short but I never understood how sink pissing works. Most bathroom counters are above my dick, which makes sense since the counter is for washing your hands and face, so having it much lower means you have to bend over more.

I gotta say, secret pro tip for anyone else who occasionally needs to take a leak during a long call, don’t piss into the water. If you piss against the side of the bowl its a lot quieter.

The thing about the Las Vegas loop as a tech demonstrator is that it’s not really supposed to be all that interesting.

You don’t need experience to iron shirts and pick up coffee.

Minimalist doesn’t mean inexpensive.

I gotta say, I’m waiting with bated breath for the behind the scenes expose on Milf Manor.

Wait, someone gave Scorcese $200 million fucking dollars to make a period piece?

Yeah the people who die *on screen* are teenagers, but the prior victims who die *off screen* in flashbacks can be kids.

Maybe it’s a compliment?

By that definition, yes it would be impossible for a “movie full of unnecessary and tacky fanservice callbacks” to stand on its own. Since, you know, the definition requires that it not.

The thing is, the reason why movie teens are in their twenties has much less to do with the audience capacity for watching kids die and much more to do with child labor laws.

Tell that to both the Friday the 13th AND Nightmare on Elm Street franchises.

I can’t believe there isn’t already a horror movie franchise about a bunch of kids run over while trick or treating on Halloween.

Yeah.

Tl;dr; “some people have different opinions from me.”

What is a “Fandom movie” in this context? From what I understand, it’s an adaptation of a prequel written by the author herself, right?

Except it doesn’t.

Yeah that might be a technical/auditing issue.

In this case, it wasn’t his music that made people put up with him. It was the profit generated by his shoes.