My stepmom drives a fully optioned Model X that she paid about $150k for last year. Most of the other moms at my little sister’s private school drive similar expensive SUVs. My dad has a decent number of doctor friends in their 50s and 60s who drive Mercedes S classes and Porsche Taycans. The richest dude from my law…

It’s not for “youths”.

The whole point is for it to NOT be as flashy as a Rolls. It's nice but not so ostentatious that it looks gauche or causes people to start wondering if you're embezzling.

I mean “younger” doesn’t mean “young”.

Closing on my first house next month and I’m been looking at lawnmowers. I think I’ll get an electric robot mower. They’re a bit pricier, but the idea of sitting back and watching the lawnmower do it's thing from the comfort of my own home seems very appealing.

Meanwhile, I suspect that every dancer at said club is an "independent contractor" and the club management would pitch a fit if they tried to unionize.

“I like to point out that there was a time when men in this country actually were tough and not afraid to use their fists if it comes to violence.”

Man, remember when Gawker Media instituted the greys because assholes were posting explicit imagery on Jezebel?

Not just grown. Dude is 47. For some reason I was thinking he was in his twenties or something.

I like Roy Wood Jr, and he’s great as a correspondent, but he just doesn’t have the right feel for the anchor spot.

Well, that just feels like one more reason Nanette sucks. Not only was it not funny, it’s even fucking up the game for other comedians who ARE funny.

Good news, thanks to global warming, we actually DO have a second water way connecting Atlantic to Pacific.

To be fair the administration DID pull through on behalf of the railway workers. Just not immediately and with less public fanfare.

Because a lot of the pay is stock options tied to performance.

Tort reform is such a crock of shit.

“A few lines in python and the right package" IS what AI is right now.

I mean, they could do the same thing with a normal parking stop. At least with a video call, they aren't already there with guns drawn and ready to start blasting.

If you read the entry more closely that’s not actually why.

Cheapest? Maybe.

Lol, Paige is talking out his ass.