It’s like watching someone with the mental capacity of Jell-O stumbling onto the concept of Machiavellianism. “Uh, don’t do anything so people will suffer, but then give them some benefits so it’s a little better. But maybe that’s too mean, IDK?”

No way. If Michael Phelps were winning his 20th gold medal and people were blathering about his bathing suit, he’d have the same right to be mad.

To paraphrase SNL, I just want one day without a news alert that scares the shit out of me.   

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

She didn’t say “every single lover”.

Dude, what are you even talking about?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

He was asked, he didn’t answer. he deflected.

You know a nice change of pace on The Real Housewives franchise (Andy Cohen)? It would be the Real Radical Dykes of Brooklyn or something, a show where queers can sit around and sneer at the straight girls going to brunch in Bushwick. Fuck you Porsha. Fuck you Phaedra.

Team Kandi. Not to mention—

I cannot wait for the reunion when Andy asks Porsha what’s wrong with being gay or bisexual.

100% with Kandi on this. She is very open about sex and her sex life and, as she noted, “even owns a toy company”. She has no shame about it b/c she knows there is nothing to be ashamed about. What purpose would lying about specific details do for her? She would literally be the first person to say, yeah, “Shamea and…

Sheree calling herself the bone collector had me DYINGGG. This season is so good.

Baron Trump is a child. It is inexcusable for an adult to make fun of a child.

If you press gently but firmly for 8.5 seconds just above the navel, the resulting pressure prevents the fetus from feeling any pain for the next five hours. This was proven in the same study they used to prove fetal pain.

I think this thread is really showing the gap in people’s understanding of the difference between ‘poor’ and ‘less wealthy than other people’. It’s not a personally subjective definition but it seems like that is not being grasped.

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

Spoiler alert you grew up rich. The evidence I used was trips to Europe and Private college.