Another great headline today:

It’s the Lifetime movie of headlines.

OMG, the Paula Deen headline. There’s so much happening there it’s hard to know where to begin.

He doesn’t really do any of those things - he gets other people to do them, and takes credit for the successes, and blames others for the failures. He thinks if he piles enough paper on his desk, it looks like he’s busy and important. Even before he ran for president, I’m quite sure he just played businessman in his…

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

It occurs to me — if someone from Gizmodo Media/Jezebel were able to get onto a morning political/news talk show, that would be almost as good as actually becoming a member of the President’s inner circle of advisers. All you would have to do is make sure that the first thing you say is praise for him and he’d…

Easy, they’re going to replace those icky migrant workers with red-blooded American employees paid legally with the minimum wage, right? They won’t need “illegals” anyway, because true American patriot employers would never cynically exploit their workers’ undocumented status to increase their own profits, right?…

I can’t imagine any contractor would willingly take on this project. They’d be hounded in the press and there’s a distinct possibility they wouldn’t ever get paid. Also, how many of their employees (legal or not) are from Mexico? Especially if they’re already located in the area. I mean, maybe they could get…

Oh fuck off with those fucking comments.

Best headline about this news “Amal Clooney and actor husband are expecting twins” .

Definitely not the only one. And I know why I get sad: Decades of hearing that I will some day want kids. Nope. This has been my position since I was, like, four years old. I’m even hitting perimenopause, and that’s when I’ve been told I will most regret not having kids when I was younger because my biological clock…

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

Counter point. I have also known people who waited and soon after divorced. Imo the problem was not that they waited but that they had NO sex education. A month after the one marriage I had to explain that women are supposed to get wet. She didn’t know. And had been slamming it in dry.

Maybe Speigel is asexual? Those leaked emails read like someone who’s never had sex but would like to make it seem he might have. He isn’t bad looking so I imagine if he wanted to get some when he was in college he would have been able to.

The gold crap on her stuff and Michael Kors’s line kill me.

Ha. So he DOES own a bathrobe.

Her clothes are boxy and short-waisted, with weird zippers and gold accents. I’ve come across things and tried them on out of curiosity but they all looked bad on me. There was one dress I liked on the hanger but when I put it on the waist came up two inches below my boobs and then sprang out from there. I looked…

“She told me I could let the hookers pee on me but not kill them with my tiny hands. Heckava brain to pair with those titties.”

I love his assertion that her being ‘a great person’ (citation needed) has any bearing on Nordstrom carrying her line. They cut it because it didn’t sell, and Nordstrom is a business, it wouldn’t matter if it was Mother Teresa’s line.

I remember this.