Exactly, that’s not how my mind works. I don’t sort people by sexuality, or hair colour, or height.

I think they just stopped believing.

Just then, a man came up to Jesus and inquired, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to obtain eternal life?”

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

Well, of course this is his religion person. Of course.

I’m going to put that in my Tinder profile — “If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Hey now, the fact that he’s on wife 3 or 4 just shows that he is excellent at dating.

Thankfully, they’re also good with troops in the women’s marches. My guider and I will be at a sister march.

STOP THAT, WITH YOUR NUANCE AND FACTS. We’re here to shit on a bunch of little girls for not solving the ills of the world!

Protect your cookies, girls. Protect your cookies.

Grizzly bears. Wolves. And don’t forget th trolls. Always the trolls.

Betsy Devos and her family are hilariously evil

I get what you are saying but the use of suicide attempts as evidence of appropriate levels of personal anguish is the troublesome part. People attempt suicide for many reasons. Many “suicide attempts” are not actually suicide attempts. That is a slippery slope that I don’t want debated in sentencing. Her words and…

I will work for exposure when my mortgage company starts taking exposure as payment. This is all too common in the arts and causes me to rage stroke on the regular.

I can see why the daughter he barely knows will be there, but why Marla? Why does his ex-wife get to attend and have a budget as if she is family, particularly when he has had so little to do with the daughter he had with her?

If the bar for what is considered cruel and unusual is now “attempted suicide,” I’m willing to bet that prisoners attempting suicide will increase, by about, um, 100 percent.

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I had some casual ‘friends’ on facebook that loved to post how they’re tired of paying taxes because they ‘see more than anybody else how much people abuse the system’ because they work in health care.

I like this perspective. Now that trump has been elected, white people are ON ME to engage with racists and teach them a better, more loving way. As if I haven’t been trying this my whole life. White people, the responsibility to pick up your own house is YOURS.