I can’t take credit for this, it’s from a meme, but it’s fitting.

My mother in law occasionally asks me why we don’t make our son do x,y,z like she did. Then she laments her crappy relationship with her kids. I’m waiting for her to connect the dots

Researchers say these laws and policing practices disproportionately affect girls, who account for a growing share of juveniles arrested for domestic offenses (38 percent) and simple assaults (37 percent).

The things that Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes know about Tom Cruise.............what I would give to know!

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

It wouldn’t matter whether the building is civic/public or private. I mean, you know you can’t go to city hall or Congress and just decide to stay indefinitely, right?

The kettle/pot comment is not about blackness being bad. Its about the fact that the pot and kettle are both black. It would be like if i criticized you for posting internet comments while I’m posting one myself right now. It’s meaning has become confused because now a days pots and kettles are generally silver. 

Reality stars in the white house. Who next? The Situation in the situation room? Those weirdo Duggars running Children and Family Services?

I remember her from the first season of civilian Apprentice. Omarosa was arguing with a teammate who, at one point, said, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Omarosa accused the other woman of being racist because...she used the word black? After the episode aired or she was fired, she gave several interviews…

My advice: If your religion is causing you to spew out words of hate, judge, or look down on others because of who one loves then you need to change it. And fast.

LOL! Mine is next to a bookstore. It’s like God purposely planned it to separate me from all my money.

1. I am not saying either of those things.

there is also that children’s book, Ten Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed, which doesn’t help dispel the conflation of “small unruly child” with “simian creature.”

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

Twitter is the most efficient way to be disappointed in your (living) idols.

I’ve had a Beauty Blender, but now use one of those knock-offs sold at Marshall’s, and frankly I like it better. Haven’t tried Real Techniques, but those are also way cheaper. I do use the Beauty Blender branded solid cleanser which makes cleaning make-up sponges way less of a pain.

Or he is actually SO inexperienced/uneducated he actually thinks the President wields supreme power.

That’s what I don’t get. He seems to be vain as hell, but NOTHING about him would indicate that. His hair is a joke, his skin is unnatural, he’s overweight, and he wears terrible-fitting clothes. Or do NPDs also have a kind of body dysmorphia where they look in the mirror and see hotness where there is none?

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented