“I can’t believe the University aloud this”

How is “active shooter” politically correct? I feel like it is a pretty clear term to accurately describe what is happening.

Hey, keep my delicious Häagen-Dazs out of this!

Buying overpriced crap to impress your “friends”, via a carefully curated social media presence, far as I can tell.

I can’t imagine a worse reason to maintain a relationship – or bring children into the world – than my perceived financial self-interest.

And yet those same fates happen just as often to people who are married and have children. I think it would be a lot worse to be sitting there alone in the nursing home knowing your immediate family doesn’t care about you.

As my father is known to say “There is no situation that cannot be made worse through the application of alcohol.”

Bullshit. If Jama was a white women speaking French you wouldn’t give a shit. If she was a white women speaking Swahili you still probably wouldn’t have given a shit.

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…

A reality TV star loser, a Mormon religious choir, and a group of women forced to work with the threat of a lawsuit.

OMFG I didn’t even think of that, but I fucking LOVE the optics of 12 young women dancing rather than the 42 that would be there for any other big event. Anyone who watches morning fluff pieces will be able to see what a poor showing it is.

My favorite part of Trump not being able to book anyone is his tweet about “I don’t want any A list celebrities to come!” Do you think he realizes that he tacitly told the bums who are actually willing to perform for him that they’re bums! “I don’t want popular, famous people! These losers are good enough!”

My Mormon Tabernacle Choir Inauguration story:

As an FYI, thousands of Mormons (myself included) have been calling the church’s Public Affairs office and demanding that the Tabernacle Choir back out. As a tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing member in good standing, it’s pretty profoundly embarrassing.

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

I’ll never understand, with google and the internet right at our fingertips, how the myth that penguins only live in Antarctica refuses to die.

The beauty community on YouTube are mostly ok but the rest suck.

If they were worried this guy was unsafe, they would have had him arrested and questioned by TSA. They didn’t. Airlines absolutely have the right to remove people who disrupt flights, even if there is no safety issue.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.