I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

No, the employee who was acting as the agent of the store told the police officer the customer was trespassing, and the police had no choice but to remove them.

Yeah, but you don’t say “happy birthday” except on the anniversary of their birth, not however many months after one’s birth.

The Japanese prime minister found him to be especially engaging and is looking forward to working with him again soon.

First off, omg your dog is so cute. Second, I love those earrings. Third, your lipstick in on point! Get it, girl.

Honestly, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected this guy.

What to take bets that Melania and Barron never move to the White House? She’ll show up occasionally and stand silently by Trump’s side during photo ops. But that’s it.

continually rolling out her bonafides when she does something like this is getting tiresome as well - it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

This is the first Thanksgiving that I won’t be spending with my momster, and I am SOOO looking forward to it. My mother has made my life and my holidays absolutely miserable for most of my life, and last Thanksgiving was the day I had enough. After she referred to my daughter’s karate sparring partner as a “Dorchester…

If that cost was really so prohibitive, you’d think the good administration of Planned Parenthood would stop offering the certificate service. Or at least that they’d mention how much it ruins everything to have to do it.

The postage is about 15 cents, and since they can more easily send the thank you cards to one person than 20,000 different people, it’s probably cheaper (and about a quarter a pop). But you can up your donation by that much if it concerns you.

I re-watched Rachel Maddow’s brilliant take down of the anti-abortion argument.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

Mine says IH8GSUS

Oh I’m pretty sure my mom already told everyone not to bring up politics or Trump or anything remotely republican related as “I’m too sensitive” and get set off easily on rants. I’m the only liberal in my family, aside from my kids and husband. And we will spending the holidays with a lot of religious right wingers.…

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

That plagiarism isn’t even good. The Kylie version looks so amateurish. Not that it’s an excuse if something ripped off is done better, mind you.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

Yeah—what I got from her statement was that she genuinely thought she was putting a black woman on the cover, so she wasn’t knowingly contributing to erasure. But I suppose she could have been more direct about naming her own carelessness, as opposed to passing the buck.