Are you me??? Yeah, our family does this and it’s completely normal. I had to learn how to tone it down but I still think my husband’s family is a little weird. At holiday dinners, there will be, like, 10 people and we all engage in 1 conversation and 1 person talks at a time. It makes me itch. I think they're…

Uber weirds me out in general. I’m just not a fan of getting in strangers’ cars. I'm grateful I have the money for a car and insurance and don't need to rely on public transport much.

I’m hesitant to suggest this although I endorse fighting dirty to avoid sexual assault/death/etc. I’ve been bitten at work a couple times (yay public safety) and each time *I’ve* been tested for HIV, etc. The biter is at risk for contracting all sorts of nasties. Personally, I like a good eye gouge or flat of the hand…

I shall now refer to all my bathing suits as swimming costumes.

I love Iceland! The ride from Keflavik into Reykjavik is amazing. It looks like you’re driving across the moon. Here are my favorite things:

Haha my first year or so of law enforcement was a big culture shock and I had no idea what was going on half the time. I was pretty sheltered as a kid (religious, rural upbringing, home schooled) and everything seemed weird so this was just another weird thing. I had a lot of people ask if I was old enough to be a…

As a brand new 22 year old police officer, I got subpoenaed to family court. So I put on a nice outfit and off I went. At the door to the courtroom, the bailiff asked me where my parents were. This seemed like a weird question but, hey, what do I know. So I told him they were probably at work. Then he told me he…

Are you super committed to a Wedding Dress? My best friend and I spent an awesome day at Nordstrom’s, Lord & Taylor, etc and she got a super glam 50’s movie star gown for about $600. Once you take “wedding” off the name of stuff, it magically becomes affordable. What a racket...