In 199-something, my mom was searching for a new car. I remember her driving a Talon and 6- or 7- year old childhood me fell in love with it. Imagine my disappointment when she bought a Hyundai Excel instead.

All Nestle kitkats are superior to Hershey kitkats. I was shocked by how evident this is, even in a basic-to-basic comparison. My husband picked me up a kitkat on his way home from the US once, and it tasted like wax. Then again, Hershey’s kisses taste like wax. They make terrible chocolate.

My favorite things to do on edibles are largely the same things that I like to do after smoking. Go for a hike in a wilderness area, go for a leisurely bike ride, play video games, cook, take a bath. I may be in a small minority, but I like to go physically do things while stoned.

If Mr. Lucas had behaved like she did, I think the police would have treated him very differently.

Old white woman knees a cop in the groin and lives to tell the tale? Weird.

I’m a white guy, I would have kept quiet and sniffed it all

No no no. The specific frequency of the bridge is what will kill the monster/alien/robot. So it will have to be lured near the bridge, but of course it will be a calm day and they will have to come up with a way to artificially generate wind and get the bridge a-wailing. 

I love the fact that the truck owner spends all that time making sure that the rock doesn’t scratch his truck and screaming at the operator.

This can also happens:

Because idiots in South Carolina, Alabama, Oklahoma and states that will never EVER go blue in November decided the corpse of Joe Biden was somehow the best thing for the Democratic party.

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

I do a good deal of shopping at HF, much like Andrew, as I get things that are essentially wear & tear items, look drill bits, cut off wheels, etc.                    What I think HF is missing the boat on is higher quality tools, as many hardware stores go out of business, and Sears is becoming irrelevant in many…

I highly recommend her Facebook page if you want to watch her white-woman dance around her Madrid apartment and whine that she can’t walk around the city so she’s reduced to making laps around her spacious apartment (I mean, hasn’t this twat even heard of Captain Tom Moore? He didn’t complain). I can’t recall when…

Current Hertz employee here. Contrary to popular belief these are probably the best taken care of used rentals you can buy. Unless something went really wrong at some point, these aren’t getting into the hands of the weekend traveler who reserved a Yaris, they’re being rented by people who actually are willing to fork…

great representation but would be a little more nerdy with velocity and altitudes comparing the vehicles...

The correct answer is the seats from the 1977 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. AND IT AIN’T EVEN CLOSE.

Came here to say this. I hope the MTA makes him write a huge check to whoever had to clean this up, and lets other train passengers come forward so this douchenozzle can buy them $1000 worth of subway rides or something. 

What. An. Asshole. I hope the MTA sends him a bill for the cleanup and bans him for life.

Schnitzel, the OG mid-western giant breaded tenderloin.

When I was a little kid, my brother hid a bottle of MD 20-20 in his drawer. I found it, and poured some in one of those miniature souvenir baseball helmets and drank it like Caesar out of a goblet…..
The next thing you know, my parents were laughing and waking me up from behind the couch.
True story.