Joe Biden could not get through a single sentence without a stammer, a flub, a badly misused word, or flat out interrupting himself five words in with an unrelated thought. A mess.

This exchange was probably her strongest moment of the night. Like, she wasn’t even really disagreeing with him, and somehow he felt wounded and like she owed him something, and started talking all out of neck and shit, and her face is all like “Bitch, I cant hear you; I’m standing right next to you.” and she’s just…

Let’s just say she handled it better than I would have:

that was dumb and won him nothing

“He has a routine where he shuffles around the box and adjusts his cup or whatnot, and I was just having fun out there, just kind of giving it back to him in a good-natured, ribbing kind of way,”

I’ll go one further—I think those outlets are *intentionally* misinterpreting what Soto said, because it casts him in a negative light. It makes it look he’s being a petulant child who can dish it out but cannot take it, which suits the narrative they’d like to amplify, particularly in the context of “the Cards play…

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.

The F-bomb was invented in 1904 at the St. Louis World Fair when Anton Feuchtwanger gave a steamed sausage to a patron and the patron screamed “Fuch” as the skin melted on his index finger. The spelling has modified over time to “Fuck”. (Subsequently, Anton had his brother-in-law bake special buns to hold the meat and…

Given Kelly’s unpredictability in this series, I thought Roberts was lucky to get through the ninth and cruel to leave him in for the 10th.
That being said, I was rooting for the Nats, so I’m good with that decision.

In with the obligatory “feel free to score a run in the final 8 innings of the game” note to the offense.

There was an article in SI a few years ago about Kershaw. They kinda glossed over and poked a little bit of fun at what appear to be some pretty significant mental health issues that date back to his Dad abandoning he and his mom when he was a kid. I think he just completely comes apart under the pressure of the…

The Braves had one of the best rotations in baseball for a long time.  They won 14 consecutive division titles and only had one World Series win to show for it.  Some teams just struggle to get it done in the postseason.  The Dodgers are going to go down as another one of those teams.

Wow I can’t believe the Dodgers burned another 200 million dollars just to prove you still can’t buy a world series.

Oh god I needed this today

The Chernobyl comparison in the headline is apt when mentioning the ball(s) being small.

Knowledge that Braves fans would react like this was an integral part of the joke.

Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

It speaks volumes about these people that:

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

I’m a (non-chopping) Braves fan, and I’m not even mad.