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“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

the team had to do Civil War-battlefield surgery on the roster

I love me a dose of morning salt.

Okay, I’m going to horse race the debate based purely upon performance (in no particular order):

please let Biden’s anachronistic, “record player” blip convince the cautious electibility voters that Joe is far past his prime

Biden’s trying to come out fiesty

The Browns are a social experiment. I wish the league would let them assemble an actual Pro Bowl roster just to see the new and interesting ways they come up with to fail.

To borrow a line from Lucy of “Peanuts” fame, “Of all the Browns in the world, Cleveland is the Brownsiest”.

I’m not a Vegas guy. What’s the over/under on Beckham’s first meltdown? I doubt he makes it to Halloween.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Spider-Verse made $375 million. It made a surprisingly large amount of money thanks to fans’ word of mouth, but not a shit-ton by modern blockbuster standards.

And Iiiiiiiiiiii-yiii—iiiiiii....will always....love youuuuu

I’m still convinced the Cubs winning the World Series ruptured the space-time continuum and now we’re stuck in this alternate timeline where Trump wins elections and the Browns win Super Bowls. 

Superb Owl, you say?

the first year i picked a team to follow was 1990 and it was the giants and they won the superb owl and i was locked in and the very next year they gave me a strong dose of what its like to be a giants fan by dumping simms for dave brown i’ll never forget

This guy giants.

daniel jones will make like dave brown and win his first 3 games in a row then the whole bye week nyc press will be talking about how good he is and then he’ll proceed to be total garbage for the rest of his life

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Also worth noting: it’s reported that the MCC (jail Epstein was in) is run by the DoJ (as in Trump’s tool AG Barr), not the City or County of New York, so perhaps his suicide watch was intentionally ignored (or BS, but we'll never know that part for certain).

honestly, that pic of them (45, mel, epstein, other lady) gave me this vibe if only because 1. it seems to be from just around the time they met and 2. she looks OUT OF IT while they look sobair