‘No way to prevent this, says sport where this regularly happens’?

Sucks when it happens to a team like the Bruins.

The fucking Bruins have feasted for decades on non-calls, they cheated and coasted on spineless officials, abject hockey and Colin Campbell to a shameful undeserved Stanley Cup in 2011.  That they squawk now about refs swallowing their whistles is such rich schadenfreude for us all.  

Cam Neely is 54 years old and acts like this at work.

That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible. 

Considering Boston was only called for one penalty all game, and the refs missed two tripping calls on them in the second period alone, I am not too broken up about them missing this penalty either.

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

It’s certainly...odd to think that serving as President is some sort of grand punishment, but Bluto here hadn’t put on his tux since he last asked his father for money, and WOW, it did not fit. Then he gets marched around for an evening looking like that and everyone on earth gets to see he weighs over 300 pounds.…

So, at his next rally he’ll be wearing a sash and a bunch of medals, right?

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Whelp, they might as well stop because they’re never going to come up with a more badass Pokemon than this good boy.

Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

Will someone who’s not as lazy as I please photoshop the Enterprise flag into this (and I guess cover up the confederate flags with Hertz flags)

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Compared to the royal family, everyone is new money, but let’s keep in mind that Trump is not new money trash. He’s just trash. Just like many rich people, no matter the age of their wealth.

Not sure where he’d have seen the crowds - he landed at Stanstead which is in the middle of nowhere, flew straight to central London over a neatly mown penis. Went into the Ambassador’s residence, flew from there to Buckingham Palace, car to Westminster Abbey, helicopter back in the evening...

He’s wearing the vest far too long. It should just cover the waistband of the trousers, but he’s got it sitting on his hips. Like he’s said about his long-ass ties, he must think this is slenderizing. Instead, he’s fucked with the proportions and it looks like his tailcoat is far too short (the sleeves are also too…