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Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

Yeah, no change.

Third-party voters and the “They’re equally bad, so I just didn’t vote!” geniuses as well.

I’ve already posted this elsewhere, but here it goes again, with updated numbers, because it will never be too much:

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

I like the cut of your jib.

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

This is kind of an impossible situation, right? Like, everything about this does sound suspicious, but if Donald Trump knows who this is he could still send the death threats. And those death threats would be the most credible death threats.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Yep. It’s about making white voters feel like they’re not racist for supporting Trump. Talking like this, to a rally full of white people, is 100% not about reaching out to the black community.

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”

Dear Trump,

what part of this solution the programmers made do you not like? It’s just a block function, man, no need to get all bent out of shape that you can’t act like a creepy ass in virtual reality.

He should know it, but cause he needs to be slapped upside the head:

And all the other seasons he sucked in the post season, too, I’m sure.

They just want to make America great again! Like it was when white men could torture and murder black children with impunity.

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.