This should definitely win Comment of the Day.

I’m so happy the Cardinals got rid of this dickwaffle. I spoke to someone who was employed an apartment complex that Lance was trying to rent from, and due to some service issue he gave them the whole “Don’t you know who/what I am?!” speech that stereotypical spoiled celebrities give.

Give her a whack on the nose with a newspaper.

I’m concerned that they’re trying to bring Grichuk back too early. They did this with Matt Holliday earlier in the year in a desperate attempt to get some offense back in the lineup, and not only did Holliday not do very well, he reinjured his leg and had to sit even MORE time out. They did this shit with Allen Craig…

Are you really surprised that Adrian Gonzales would be an ass in any situation?

Doesn’t matter who it was against, a no hitter is a no hitter. Can’t believe the amount of douchebags trying to discredit Arrieta’s performance from last night. And I’m saying this as a Cardinals fan. If any team’s fan was going to be dismissive of the no-no (beside terrible Dodgers fans) you’d think it would be…

This is what happens when a Charger gets drunk and fucks an equally drunk PT Cruiser...and the PT Cruiser remains drunk throughout the pregnancy. And also worships Satan in her spare time.

I was waiting for someone to be a smartass and post a PT Cruiser.

Of course as a Cardinals fan it’s been my duty to root against the Diamondbacks for the past 3 nights (and again tonight) but Goldschmidt is impressive, and everyone knows it. Look at Heyward’s reaction when that ball burrowed itself into the wall. He was clearly supremely impressed. I wish the Cardinals had a first…

Ben is perfect. WHAT NOW?

I don’t know where to submit this, so I’ll just do this here for the inevitable 2015 post on the Buffalo Bills.

“$1,000,000 says this chump is a Cards fan.”

I liked my PT Cruiser...until everything started breaking on it. I’m not even at 80,000 miles and I’ve already shelled out half of the car’s original purchase price (which was 7 grand) in repairs.

I live in Saint Louis. I am a Cardinals fan, and will defend them even through the hacking scandal (idiotic individuals who have been let go) and the charity “rent” (which already has reasonable explanations courtesy of accountants). The Cardinals win games, their players don’t act like douchebags publicly (Carlos…

Sooooo...you display bias against the Cardinals and their fans by calling me terrible for pointing out bias against the Cardinals and their fans by Deadspin? Good job!

Is Deadspin not going to talk about the fact that Kolten Wong made an insane play for the second night in a row, inducing an inning ending double play that changed the tenor of the entire game? Of course not, because amazing plays only get talked about by Deadspin if they’re not Cardinals plays.

Have you ever, EVER paid attention to what Batman does as Bruce Wayne? He’s always donating to charity and supporting civic causes that well help address the root causes of criminal behavior. He personally pays for advanced treatment for some of the biggest assholes in his rogues’ gallery. Sure, he puts on the Bat…

Or the Cubs, who aren’t too far behind either. Wouldn’t it be amazing if they made the playoffs this year?

It was a close game. The Marlins DID score 3 runs against our pitching, which is no small feat (especially when Martinez is on the mound).

And yet...