Of course as a Cardinals fan it’s been my duty to root against the Diamondbacks for the past 3 nights (and again tonight) but Goldschmidt is impressive, and everyone knows it. Look at Heyward’s reaction when that ball burrowed itself into the wall. He was clearly supremely impressed. I wish the Cardinals had a first…

Ben is perfect. WHAT NOW?

I don’t know where to submit this, so I’ll just do this here for the inevitable 2015 post on the Buffalo Bills.

“$1,000,000 says this chump is a Cards fan.”

I liked my PT Cruiser...until everything started breaking on it. I’m not even at 80,000 miles and I’ve already shelled out half of the car’s original purchase price (which was 7 grand) in repairs.

I live in Saint Louis. I am a Cardinals fan, and will defend them even through the hacking scandal (idiotic individuals who have been let go) and the charity “rent” (which already has reasonable explanations courtesy of accountants). The Cardinals win games, their players don’t act like douchebags publicly (Carlos…

Sooooo...you display bias against the Cardinals and their fans by calling me terrible for pointing out bias against the Cardinals and their fans by Deadspin? Good job!

Is Deadspin not going to talk about the fact that Kolten Wong made an insane play for the second night in a row, inducing an inning ending double play that changed the tenor of the entire game? Of course not, because amazing plays only get talked about by Deadspin if they’re not Cardinals plays.

Or the Cubs, who aren’t too far behind either. Wouldn’t it be amazing if they made the playoffs this year?

It was a close game. The Marlins DID score 3 runs against our pitching, which is no small feat (especially when Martinez is on the mound).

And yet...

No kidding. Clipper ships are cool as hell. Why can’t they do a logo based off of that?

People who hate the Cardinals whine a hell of a lot more about that “right way” horseshit than anyone who’s a fan of the Cardinals or a member of the Cardinals organization “crows” about that “right way” horseshit. At this point it’s beyond pathetic how tired of a joke it’s become.

I personally think it was low level employees. Even if the Cardinals execs are total scumbags (which Deadspin writers seem to assume on a daily basis, whether or not it’s true) you don’t manage a valuable, winning franchise for this long without some common sense. And if they had any shred of common sense, they…

The “Duggars” of the baseball world? I get that your hatred of the Cardinals burns with the passion of a thousand suns, but come the fuck ON. Just because your precious Dodgers can’t beat the Cardinals, you publish article after article of pure, unfiltered hatred. If it’s true that members of the Cards organization…

How ironic that the first comment is putting this site on blast for believing a US report, when it’s been confirmed multiple times that the Kremlin indirectly operates an army of trolls whose sole purpose is to run around the Internet and spread pro Russian bullshit on any news related to Russia.

Wait, wasn’t this the team that just kicked the Cardinals’ ass in two games out of 3? Sheesh.

I love the Cardinals team, but Fredbird is terrifying as a mascot. No love lost for him. And sadly this attitude (the “police lives matter” bullshit) is pretty pervasive in Saint Louis.

Deadspin only does ever seem to mention the Cardinals when it’s in a negative light. It’s easy to hate the best, I guess.

A brilliant performance from Corey, which makes it all the more convenient that he happened to slip up at just the right moment and with just the right pitch to nail the Cardinals’ best hitter on the elbow.