This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

I’d be all for it, but since schedules are set based on conference (each team plays everyone in their own conference either 3 or 4 times (more often 4), and in the other conference just twice, imbalance would remain. This made me very sour when the 2013-14 Timbwerwolves could not even sniff a playoff spot in the west…

I call this porno: “THE NORMAN D INVASION”

They had the Ball family in the ring on the 10th Anniversary of the Benoit tragedy. Missed opportunity WWE...

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

This is FFVI. AKA the best Final Fantasy.

You need a tag for ‘Kids ruin everything’

Dude catches a goddamn foul ball, and his wife gets to give him shit about it for frickin’ eternity.
There is no former joy from your past life that a baby cannot extinguish.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Near as I can tell, about 1000 people attempt it and 500 succeed every year. Over 100 people have died on Mount Everest since 2006, including 6 this year. That is a around 10% mortality rate among all people who try. Maybe K2 is harder, but I think you and I have a different definition of “novelty.”

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

Ummm...the very next year in 2007 people went nuts over a Warrior team that, by any normal metric, was total shit.

omfg. Two “missed penalty calls” is not even remotely the same as blowing dead a puck that is slowly drifting across an open net .5 seconds before it is tapped in for a goal.

Not to mention Pittsburgh SHOULD have gotten screwed at every opportunity given what happened. The refs were very aware that they fucked up in…

Was he the one Draymond kicked in the nads, because that’s what I consider integral to their title last year.

Because you punch up, not down.

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

It’s a tough decision. On one side, you have 80 years of tradition, one of the most recognizable emblems in baseball, and tens of millions in merchandise sales.

If it’s such a racist image, why are the majority of the people against it not Native Americans? When a majority of the Native American population finds an issue, then I’ll rethink it. If the Indians’ logo is racist, shouldn’t I be allowed to say that the Boston Celtics’ logo is racist towards my Irish heritage? I…