I imagine there being a whiteboard in Deadspin HQ with an massive list of suggested names for Jim Tomsula’s hobo crew. Only the very best make it into the weekly hilarious-but-unnecessarily-long list of people he hangs out with.

She should beyond broken, as she failed miserably at her job, but of course the REAL culprit is “white straight men”. Even white men actively working for the HRC campaign are the devil!

No cognitive dissonance needed. In the Democratic primaries, the DNC decides who wins, and if most of their top members are actively working to elect you it is very reasonable to say things were “rigged”.

There was no camaraderie. No parties. No energy.

There is a big difference between peddling influence to raise money for charitable causes and lining the pocket of you and your family.

Hillary’s conflicts of interest were at the “looks bad but really isn’t” level.

Agree 100%. It’s not like we had a choice between a reasonably clean candidate and one who was corrupt as hell. They both had tons of issues. Clinton, with the world knowing she full well was going to run for president, did a tour of corporate America and extracted millions of dollars in personal “speaking fees”…

Pretty sure the Saudi government has a number of more efficient options for fighting AIDS in Africa other than putting the money into charitable foundations headed by US Presidential candidates.

Also the smallest number of players by far.

I wouldn’t be shocked. He’s already totally bowled them over.

Wright targeted his head. That is always a penalty and isn’t what we’re talking about here.

Quote the rulebook all you want. They NEVER call this. Ever.

Find literally any video ever of a guy who gets penalized for hitting a receiver who caught the ball. I’m waiting.

TIL that people on the internet think it’s illegal to hit someone who raised their hands above their head to catch the ball.

What? This literally happens like 20 times in every game. Do you people even watch football?

Fair catches didn’t exist in the XFL. They actually set it up precisely so this happened regularly.

Ummm, there is no case in which you are a defenseless player while in possession of the ball. And yes, targeting is also not an NFL penalty.

Oh, please. That was a half second from being a great play. Certainly not something you eject someone over.

No shit. All of these red state gun lovers should allow completely unfettered carry in all state government buildings. THEN they can try to tell sports stadiums what to do.

Exactly. Blizzard’s announcement was basically “we’re going to err on the side of underrating so we don’t get all these fake golds and plats”