This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

Muggles.

Well, you guys do have time to both completely dominate the media to corrupt the youth and have constant orgies, so yeah.

Tig Notaro is a national treasure.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

She can haz cheezburger. Yes, it's a McDouble. Only the best.

My doggy is hanging in there, but in so much pain. The tumour keeps growing and it’s spread to her lungs now. We have a euthanasia date. :( Spending her last few days visiting her favourite places and eating all kinds of junk. She’s had a cheeseburger, chicken shawarma, poutine, pulled pork, and an ice cream cone just…

The

Do I look like Megyn Kelly to you?

It’s always amusing to me when people are like “but how do I tell my kiiiiiiiiiiids.” Because those people have never conceptualized being gay as not being something primarily sexual. And I think that’s partly because of the phrase “sexual preference” and “homosexual,” but also because so many straight people just…

Winston: That’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They’re not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they’re best friends.

I also like to drink sprite when I feel like I’m gonna puke because it comes back up tasting exactly the same :/

Yeah, it always makes me think of when I was a kid home sick with a stomach virus

Misogyny aside, these ads are terrible. Isn’t clarity the number one rule of marketing? Like, for doctors it’s “First, do no harm” and for advertisers it’s, “First, don’t confuse anybody.” What in the actual fuck did they think they were selling here?

Ditto! I have adored him since he was a Daily Show correspondent. His Indecision 2000 reporting with Vance DeGeneres was just glorious.

“Oooh baby, take me to Ikea!”

I didn’t realize Bruce Campbell flew commercial.

Well, those heads aren't gonna sever themselves!