Appropos of feeling attacked, this showed up on my feed today.

Brexit 1.0.

He is, of course, only following in the footsteps (aha!) of Sarah Palin and her American flag shoes (too lazy to find and post photo). As if wearing your country's flag ON YOUR FEET shows respect.

Not since 1776!

And then Bridget Jones showed up...

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

My coworker’s sneezes sound like delicate angel giggles and I resent her for it.

My coworker’s sneezes sound like delicate angel giggles and I resent her for it.

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I can be a harsh person. Re-home the dog. Babies are hard enough on their own and you’ve got enough on your plate with the stepkid. You have put in effort with the dog and baby and stepkid need your attention more.

Sourdough Cats!

I have these too! I’m going OFF on my poor dad, who I haven’t been mad at for years in my real life.

You didn’t throw her under the bus, you showed her how much you care about her safety that, because of her own actions, you can’t keep her safe. Talk about tough love.

I paid all of my employees on time and there was still money left in the bank account after! Also I cleaned the litter box and did the laundry. Hooray adulting!

I got a new job (and a promotion)! Finally! and I only have 4 more days at the old one, which is just me tying up loose ends because my boss is on vacay.

I washed my motherfucking dishes!

Monday started off with Big Foot’s friend Emily coming over. When asked if she was allowed to be here, if people knew that she was there because she was at that time on house arrest she said “grandma (mimi) said i could come and swim because it is so hot.” I called Mimi several times and did not get an answer. She…

Yes! Thank you for mentioning this.

Wednesday was warped tour day! My daughter had a blast and I injured countless teenagers who tried to crowd surf in my vicinity. Good times! Here’s my glorious offspring waiting on her favorite band, Falling in Reverse (ughhhh).

I know I’m way in the greys but maybe I’m early enough. So! I had a very odd job interview. It was for a marketing position with an ambulance corps. I have about 4 years experience in the field, doing marketing and community relations for a dental office and currently in healthcare marketing/sales. The 2 men who…

Still wanting to die, but alive after the death of my boyfriend. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes.