My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Leave it to a man..in this case the husband ..to make the Woman Of The Year Award, all about himself.

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

I know this is a serious issue of racism but this reminds me so much of my sister’s husband’s ex, who is also a trashy half-wit. My sister showed me a message this dumb bitch put on Facebook; a picture with two men and herself with the caption “Minaj twat tonight, suckaz”

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

Wow, she seems like a damn piece of work. I hope a turtle bit her nose.

Somewhere, Jim Gaffigan’s nodding, thinking to himself, “Yeah, I can relate,” with four Hot Pockets on a small plate in front of him.

Rachel is like “Also I’m not black either.”

And people who think that “myself” is just a fancier version of “me.” I stop listening immediately.

srsly, someone check her inner-ear, i think j law has vertigo.

know what would really be cool though

Ambiguous title is ambiguous. Is she saying it looks better to be naked and strong than clothed and strong? Or it’s better to be naked and strong than naked and... weak? skinny? Is the strong better than something, or is the naked better than something? Or both?

In the words of the wise Tina Fey:

Jennifer Connelly especially in her early career when her face was softer

BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

As a fellow curlyhead...

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.