Yes! Credit to Lewis Grizzard, a comedian from the South. Though he said it about clothes, not collars. Still 100% applicable though.

I’ve run into one thing so far that felt like a really big red flag and I addressed it pretty much right away, which was fortunate because it was a pretty understandable lapse in communication on both our parts. There are a few other things I’ve sort of made mental notes of, but my mindset right now is not to worry…

Well to paraphrase Lewis Grizzard, “There’s a big difference between the words, ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have a collar on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have a collar on - and you’re up to something.”

Gah, she is such a quality cat. Every picture is a delight.

Ugh, sweating is going to be the death of me. Or at least of my social life. I set up a doctor’s appointment online and in the description box just said “I sweat too much, oh my god, please help.” Hopefully they’ll have some advice because it’s all on my face and scalp and it’s super fucking awful and I can’t wear…

Call it The Grapefruit based on the color just to be deeply misleading.

Trying out a Paloma (grapefruit juice, lime, tequila, omg) and feeling super lucky for finding a neat person via online dating. But I’m also really new at maintaining anything resembling a relationship? Which this isn’t, officially - we’re just dating, but it’s the most time I’ve ever spent hanging out with one person…

NO. I AM TOO DELICATE TO HANDLE NEWS LIKE THIS. WHY??

Holla atcha Midsomer Murders! I haven't found anyone else who has seen that show. It's one of the few where I actually enjoy all the rotating leads.

Have you read the David Sedaris Fitbit essay? Because you simply must.

God I hope so. But then I thought about the tampons I use, and they’re resealable so you can neatly throw away the applicator. Good thing I don’t date sadistic man-children.

Thank you for posting this, I'm frustrated that no one else is acknowledging it. This woman deserved a say, but her choice was taken from her by both the law AND her husband.

Congrats, fellow teller! May your customers be friendly and may your drawer always balance.

Had a really awesome birthday this week. I’ve also been on a few dates with a really cool person (after not dating anyone in 5EVER), and I came out to one of my favorite coworkers as a result. She gave me a high five.

As long as Poussey sticks around, I'll watch.

Holla atcha bank tellerssss. It's a pretty interesting job. Good hours and paid holidays. I learn something new every single day. Good luck!!

I hate to tell everyone hoping to see this professionally produced and performed version that you really missed the pinnacle of Anastasia retellings, which took place in a friend’s basement when we were all in elementary school. We memorized the entire movie and performed it verbatim. 5 girls. 1 onstage meltdown.…

Thanks!!

Another possibility I hadn't explored, thank you!

Thanks for the list of start-up costs, I think I'm psyching myself out about how much I need to save.