Streamlining, consolidating, I love it. I feel like the vagina really does have untapped potential. Vaginas: not just a penis entrance/baby exit anymore!

Lay a towel down for sure.

You can clean pennies in there at the same time. Multitasking at its finest.

In this life, I am certain of only one thing: I want a corgi and I want to name it Reptar. I'll take over from here, Liz.

Yes, I am now waiting and watching and doing literally nothing else. Bring on the Missy.

Maybe he just kidnaps as the need arises. Like “ Oh shit, late on the mortgage, better plan a kidnapping.” Idk, seems practical.

You have to turn your screen upside down and squint. Or, alternatively, drop some acid.

Can't edit to add that someone has already pointed out my error, thanks guys. (And this comment will probably be gray too, dammit.)

Yes, someone pointed this out and I realized my mistake. Still doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of dignity in the equation though, does it?

Ah, no, you’re right. Despite reading “hospice” multiple times, I was still stuck on the chapter where Bobby was reportedly refusing to take her off life support. Thanks for the patient correction.

There are about 800 differing accounts of her current status but most of them mention something about life support and irreparable brain damage.

It's my understanding that he is the one keeping her on life support against all hope and likely against medical advice. It's both tragic and utterly selfish. Bobbi Kristina deserves some dignity here, not just to be put on hold while Bobby Brown carries on with his own life. Idk man, sad stuff all around.

Am I going to sound like a fucking horrible person if I ask whether this is actually good news? :/

I AM SO PROUD OF HER.

So...phenomenal? Yes? Yes.

Shit. This is only like the saddest thing ever.

Pass the popcorn, I'm loving every minute of it.

K BUT THAT BATHROOM FLOOR IS FILTHY, PLZ JOIN BATH TUB GUY STAT

omfg, are those sour patch kids

10/10, would recommend.