not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

https://youtu.be/GLqIB0h1vwY

Please, Jim Breuer can’t be racist. He’s not nearly popular enough. 

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

She tried to get disability but there ain’t no coverage for gravel knee. She has two sisters named Syphilis and Gonorrhea,her mama was real proud the hospital put such purty names in her chart. They both got arrested once for making pornos with her and their pitbull named killer.They say up there in the hills that you…

“Arch Warhammer is a dickhead. Goodbye.”

I’m not sure if you’re asking this in good faith, or just taking a shit on me. I don’t think a life of brain damage is the best outcome—rather, it’s one of the worst possible outcomes.

I reckon it’s about like fielding a baseball. Approach is determined by angle. If you’re seated and they’re standing, nuts. If they’re seated and you’re standing, throat. If both standing, fielder’s choice.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Well shit. I got learned today. Thanks for that because I’ve wondered that myself for a long time.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Meanwhile behind the scenes at Hearthstone and Blizzard...

Here’s a friendly reminder, since living in Trump’s America occasionally makes us forget this;

Hopefully really well. Like, not-woken-up-by-multiple-gunshots well.

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Yes, EA is indeed responsible for a lot. 

so first of all, fuck you. Secondly, we’re talking 30 pounds over my supposed ideal weight. It used to be 70 pounds over my ideal weight.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.