Less bourbon, more reading would be my recommendation to you.

Dear AAA Video Game Publishers,

Everyone has been going on about this for the last several days. I’m on a current version of Chrome with AdBlock Plus installed, and I have no auto playing anything, anywhere. Nothing’s changed for me.

Don’t. Preorder. Annualized. Horseshit.

Weird Al’s parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit actually sounds more like singing than the original song. Does Cobain belong on a list of “Influential” musicians in a spot that high? Arguably yes. But fellas the man sang like gargling his own balls.

Discussions like these are why I despair of ever becoming an NFL fan. I feel like I could eat my dinner, read the Unified Rules of MMA, and have time to look up video examples of anything that confused me. If I tried that with football it would take dinner and dessert to even try and unpack what they think a “catch”…

The account name is the answer to your question. Yep.

My initial thought for the first one was “But the pants look better with that anyway.”

No, I’d not seen that one actually. But now I have something to read while I eat lunch!

Is “try to catch” what that was?

I’ve been telling a work buddy since last week that in my version of Earth Scherzer pitches 4 straight lights out starts before going literal supernova on the mound and burning the rubber to ash. Nats win.

Watching the user reviews for this on Metacritic are going to be hilarious. Every one of them so far is a variation on “THEY DIDN’T DO WHAT I WANTED WITH POKEMON!” I’ve been playing games since I got a NES when I was five and have no plans to stop, but my god sometimes the “gamers” umbrella is a rotten and embarrassing…

Starring this further to say “Change the headline.” I thought the exact same thing.

Is the stick up your ass a paid extra or did you get it for free from your shitty parents?

I sincerely wish one of the flag options on Kinja was for “Stupid arguments we’ve already refuted 1,000,000x”

This is also a solid idea.

An open comment (That Jonathan will never see but that’s okay). I think your hair is awesome man. Fuck that noise, burn the letter.

“MMA could be entertaining if it didn’t have exactly the type of person who’d willingly train to actually beat the shit out of someone else in a cage.”

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

They don’t (at the moment) but I went looking and apparently Polygon does. https://www.polygon.com/destiny-2-guide-walkthrough/2019/10/1/20885546/new-light-beginners-tips-tricks-advice-starting-guardian-tower