Jerykk: I don’t like having to kill shit over and over.

My entire goal in life is to raise children who honestly believe that they have no limits. I want them to know that money, power and things should not be their ultimate goal. Their ultimate goal in life should be to leave everything—the room they are currently in, the school they attend, the town in which they…

Can confirm. I own this one.

Scrolled right past the author and started reading. Saw “MAGA Yeezys” and immediately said “Is that Michael again making me crack up?” Was not disappointed. Welcome back sir.

I’m the type of person who thinks the “play the game the right way” shit needs to die and go away, but at the same time when you see something blatant like this and know that the MLB won’t do anything about it I have a hard time arguing if Odor winds up wearing a baseball shaped rib bruise.

The video makes it even better because you get to enjoy laughing with him when it works.

Starred for “bananas per minute”

“Shoot a white Australian woman.” While black. I still think a white cop would have skated that one too.

Becky please...

Starred for “fart cannon”

She didn’t lose it, she put it down and then shared. ..I’m dying

I’m moving to South Carolina in three weeks. (Family’s there I know I know...) I swear the first person who pulls a “Becky calls the cops” on somebody and I’m nearby or does this shit? I’m throwing hands. I’m not about to put up with it.

I heard the start of “Yanny” the very first time it played, then every time it looped after that all I got was “Laurel”

Ma’am, it’s okay, pancakes can flap, too.

I absolutely adore this game even though I hate games like this one. It’s a mark of how special it is imo. I almost don’t want to watch any of this though because I’m terrified I’ll sit down and try to play faster.

Bob’s Burgers damn near killed me.

The first time I saw this was a couple days ago in my Google news feed, didn’t read, just saw the picture and my immediate reaction was. Fucking kill somebody.

I hate reading this kind of thing because I’m an empathetic person and I feel rotten for folks who feel sad and alone. I’ve been there myself and it’s just garbage. :(

No, and neither is a hot dog. Fight me.

Scraping chopsticks insinuates the place you’re at is cheap and uses sticks that come apart poorly. (Which may be true depending on where you get your sushi) just know that in a traditional Japanese setting, that’s some rude shit.