Even the miseries of Kinja cannot suppress my desire to occasionally natter on about what I’m playing this weekend.

Salutations~!

Greetings, all. It is I, the artist formerly (and currently, to some of my non-internet friends) known as Karlos. Since I have no idea when the legacy account switchover is happening, I guess I’ll be posting from this Disqus-derived account until then. I was going to change the avatar picture to my regular one, but…

Kinja is awful in many ways, but we can upload screenshots- that’s me picking up a hitchhiker in Plunkbat, which I have now uninstalled for a third time due to it being too damn addictive. I’ve done enough- won four solo games and had a round where I killed more than five players- so I’ll be parking it until it comes…

Hi Gameological friends! It is I, Spacemonkey Mafia! I’m using my old io9 Kinja account instead of fussing around with rebuilding my old duck persona with a new account because I am too busy spending my days racing expensive sports cars against minor Saudi royalty and making my own cheeses.

*Big puffs of cheeto dust go flying out*

I’m still in denial, so I have no idea what you’re talking about

Hi! Yes, it works!

I might be here?

I’m still here if you guys are.

Hello?

I was to understand the “very first” story after going live was how to get out of the grays?