"Mouth feel" is the creepiest description used for beverages.

If your game was available on the Oculus Rift (or similar device), how long would someone be able to play it before vomiting and at what point would said vomiting take place?

Nothing like biting into pizza crust and getting the satisfying pop of sausage casing!

Older brothers are the worst.

Wolfenstein is great. I would elaborate, but I'm tired and need more coffee.

Was it an older brother?

"Where You Get Love" is a great track.

Girlfriend, Altered Beast, and 100% Fun is a hell of a 1-2-3 punch.

Awesome!

Trying to figure out "time compression".

It's a good article, you should read it now.

So do we all.

Merve does a ton of different variations on "Gamelogirinos" in the Steam community page. My current favorite is "Gamelogiquarks" and I have no idea why.

That sounds like a dollar store version of 7-Up, but I'll allow it!

Old Iron King is good. I like the tower layout quite a bit and Alonne is the best boss fight in all of the DLCs. Mainly, I'm just ticked off about the Blue Smelter Demon. The beginning part of the Ivory King is pretty miserable, but once you get to the second bonfire, I think it gets really good.

That would be an amazing addition! Come to think of it…

Knew I could count on you!
[posts up for high five or whatever the kids do these days]

That's crap. I want to craft my own shitty armor!

Agreed. Going from Bloodborne back to Dark Souls 2 was a drastic change. The combat is sloooooooow in comparison, but I have found myself being way more aggressive, thanks to Bloodborne, with mostly positive results.

Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin is the "Game of Teh Decadez" edition and a really good deal. Definitely wait for the Bloodborne one, at this point, but it is great fucking game. I don't think Dark Souls 3 is going to be released any time soon, they just announced it is being developed.