Me too. I'm wincing just thinking about how painfully awkward I was back then.

Maybe the original dialogue could have been in French and was translated poorly?

Or Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame.

Already pre-ordered. Considering taking a day off work, when it comes in.

Just take a gander at this:

Oh, I can handle the shit out of stylized dialogue. I'm just not a fan of Diablo Cody's writing.

This is pretty good! Makes me sad knowing the The Digest dead, though.

Glad to see vandalism is being included as part of the teenage experience. Brings back a lot of memories. During my senior year, several friends and I lifted another friend's shitty sub-compact off the ground (it was surprisingly easy to do) and turned it, so it was parked perpendicular to the curb. It was…

Where everybody is a hilarious quip-machine!

Dude, you ain't lyin', the Hissing Wastes is a MASSIVE level! Good thing I have this Giant War Nug to tromp around on!

Crafting weapons and armor in any video game. My calling in life should've been a blacksmith.

Meh.

NOOOOOO!!!! Don't tell me that! Dammit! Now who am I going to romance? I guess Dorian or Cassandra.

I was thinking of doing that for another run, after I finish the game in 2024.

The opening city elf storyline is HEAVY in DA:O. Humans are the worst.

I'm continuing the never ending saga of Dragon Age: Inquisition. I've put about 50 hours in and am maybe, MAYBE halfway through.

That's good to hear. I was worried it might be a Drakengard-like creepfest.

Sakura Wars: A combination of Gundam, Cabaret, and steam punk-y things? Sign me up, but the cabaret being called "The Little Lip Theatre" puts a big circle slash on the game for me. Super creepy sounding.

I want a giant sticker on the cover of every Souls game that says: "I'm glad it exists for the people who enjoy it."

I don't know why, but "Johnbobted Truckfists" made me laugh pretty hard.