[sad trombone]

They're twins, too. Somewhere that is someone's thing.

Then I can confirm if they do indeed smell worse on the inside than the outside. See! I got that reference right! [fire dual pistols into the air]

My life is a lie. I will now put on this hair shirt for penance.

Oh shit, you're right. I just got so preoccupied correcting the spelling of a fake animal, I forgot about the wampa.

You summarized my middle and high school experiences in one sentence.

That would be a tauntaun you are describing.
[pushed up glasses]

Isn't Tintin a comic?

I really want that Mendl's box.

My favorites in no particular order:

Kind of makes me miss the spambots.

Damn, man! Here I thought my score of 9,294 was good. I'm bush-league compared to this.

I play a lot of Euchre during the holidays. Goes great with booze.

THAT fucking dude? I was hoping that was a one-and-done type of thing.

[queues Vince Guaraldi's "Christmas Time Is Here"]

Can we get a Game Review Club or Let's Play of Goat Simulator? It sounds ridiculous.

Mario Kart 8 will be your favorite game, until Mario Kart things happen to you at the finish line. Every. Goddamn. Time.

Are these actual traits or is this an internal background story?

This is weird, it appears Disqus destroyed my reply. I try to state it, again, then it will pop up and make me look insane.

That's true, the Lion Mage Cuffs are essential for a caster, as is the Crown of the Iron King (absolutely essential), but they do go great with my Black Witch Robe and Tights of Judgement.