That exact scenario will be played out at my house.

Yeah, you win this round.

At first, I thought a spambot hijacked your account, then I saw it was too coherent for that to be true.

Punk should've been put out of its misery the moment Blink 182 and Good Charlotte came around. As dead as punk needs to be, it still plays an important role in venting teenage angst. The Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bullocks and Gang of Four's Entertainment, and Iggy & The Stooges' Raw Power changed my life and aided…

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

I'll see you Bam Margera and raise you Ann Coulter.

Oh for fuck's sake! I am flabbergasted!!

Wait, what? Really?

North Coast's Old Rasputin is a great Russian Imperial Stout! It is pretty boozy, so throwing that on top of the other beers would not have been advised. Cheers to Oberon, too!

The Botanist Gin with hopped bitters and tonic. Take two of those and thank me in the morning.

Allagash's Curieux is magic.

I had three Bulleit bourbons (two, maybe five fingers each) on the rocks, last night, while watching the election results. Those things do not go well together.

Just make a classic Pimm's Cup. Sounds great, right now.

Can we get a Special Topics in Gameological article every day, please? Great article.

It's a trip, it's got a funk beat, and I can BUG OUT to it!

No matter what font they use, that slogan is god awful.

Mostly, but this reeks of a 45 year old white dude trying to imitate how young people talk.

Agreed. Wes Anderson is the exception to the modern day rule, though.

Oh, man, Judgement Night! I think we are showing our age, when all of the soundtracks we mentioned were 1992-1994, but goddamn those are good!

Those are good soundtracks, but Singles had the best soundtrack of the 90's.