If I say "no" will you tell me anyway?

Point taken.

Welcome to life.

Are you Natalie Imbruglia "Torn"? Nailed it. *fires pistols in air*

That truly sounds like a real-life survival horror game.

That means you have two more years of hopes and dreams. Have fun!

Humans are the worst.

If I'm not mistaken, (I probably am) Nathan Rabin said the same thing about movies. He'd much rather see an F or gentleman's F (D-) movie than a C movie. F movies at least try for something new and fail spectacularly. C movies play it safe and are the definition of milquetoast.

Did the big, yellow exo-skeleton have a cannon that shoots out orange sawdust?

That sweater is slightly better than the sleeveless jean jacket and no shirt combo.

Dear lord, did they ever succeed.

That is one of the worst band photos I've ever seen.

If you're a murder-spy trying to blend in, you might not want to wear that outfit. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty stylin' It is not something your everyday average Joe wears. Just throw on a polo and a pair of khakis and you'll do just fine. Maybe wear an "Iconic" cap, too.

Blue Moon serves a purpose. I refer to them as a "gateway brewery". You like Blue Moon? Here, try a Hoegaarden. Like that? Try an Allegash White. Definitely opens the doors to the world of beer.

Ugh, yeah, Blue Moon's is pretty terrible.

My favorite local brewery (The Bier Brewery) has my favorite pumpkin ale. You get the spices up front, but it finishes like an actual beer. Some pumpkin beers can be cloyingly sweet.

That sounds like a good beer, but "mouthfeel" is just an awful word.

It was only really ridiculous.

My dwarf character just enjoyed some kissey face huggy bear with Morrigan. Thanks Black Grimoire!

*rimshot*