This is me, at nearly 40 and bearded and owning a Golf R. I live in an urban area, so like the small car aspect, but also go into the mountains a lot so having AWD is great. And the power to size ratio is pretty fun too.

Cost cutting strikes again!

I’m sure there are quite a lot of ‘missing video’ that shouldn’t be missing with the Boeing investigation, if you catch my drift.

Glad to see it’s not just me. On a recent 1700-mile roadtrip, everytime I was tailgated, cut off, etc., it was a Chrysler (Stellantis?) Charger, Challenger, and whatever the jacked-up SUV is called. Passing a semi, signaling to get back in lane, and almost clipped by the SUV. Braking hard when Interstate traffic ahead…

Hahaha so true. Golf R drivers in my region are bearded millennials that grew out of Subaru WRXs and STIs. Never seen a younger zoomer drive a Golf R, thought plenty of them drive GTIs.

This may be the best assessment. Ever.

Agree, all slides should show the Altima.

80/94 in NW Indiana (The Devil’s Expressway), when its not a parking lot of semi-trucks, is a racetrack for clapped-out Altimas weaving in and out of the semi trucks.

I feel like the Golf R thing is at least a bit regional, I swear up in the Toronto area, Golf R’s are all driven by guys who know who Dinosaur Jr is, and frankly all look a bit like J Mascis if he were a middle-aged professional.

Any truck with modified suspension.

I almost admire Altima drivers for their zen-like ability to simply not give a shit. Running two safety spares at the same time? Fine. Bumper or muffler hanging off? Whatever. Spiderwebbed windshield? All good, man.

I have yet to meet an Altima Driver without a backstory.

I rarely see any Genesis Coupes and I live in a major city. I see a lot of clapped out Gs and Zs driven by idiots though.

Obvious answer is obvious answer. Altima.

Toyota Prius owners always seem to be in a rush. What kind of fuel economy do you get driving like a rectum ?

ANY Dodge Durango. They always terrorize the left lane, tailgating anyone in their way and hilariously weaving in and out of traffic. Universally. 

It’s the Nissan Altima, and it’s not even close.

Oversized tires, giant tailpipe, 10000% diesel and is driven as if it’s a go kart.

Not a unique or innovative answer, but it’s the Cybertruck. Every single one of us knows that it’s the Cybertruck.

By extension are Nissan 350Z and 370Z owners in the same low knuckle posture?