Am I above buying this and returning the sealed copy that arrives to Best Buy? No. No I am not.

Am I above buying this and returning the sealed copy that arrives to Best Buy? No. No I am not.

Don’t like being sniped with a shotgun

What didn’t you like about 5? Arena felt like classic Halo to me

Honestly, the price of Battlefield 1's season pass is the main reason I didn’t give the game a second look, and the fact that they won’t have a season pass here is part of the reason why I’m [now] thinking about actually giving it a shot.

The game can suck my cog.

This grinds my gears.

Their grappling tech looks pretty awesome, but I’m less sold on the rest. Mostly because it’s still so early, so it’s not really a big deal.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.