Oh, my gods, I have SO much Muppet bragging I’m about to do! Aside from the Comicon, one of my puppet films won an award from the Henson Company and I got to go to Muppet Studios and see EVERYTHING:

I got to meet him at Silicon Valley Comicon (along with most of the original human cast of Sesame Street) and it was EVERYTHING. Although I admit it was actually Gordon’s still-dulcet voice that made me finally lose my shit:

Plus, they let go of someone due to bad behavior? Yeah, okay, but they still plan to work with Johnny Depp.

I was a child when The Muppet Show originally aired on TV and I fucking ADORED it. My Mom & Dad would stop what they were doing and watch it with me because they loved the grownup stuff they threw in.

Same here. So not interested in a more cynical take on the muppet relationships.

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

But if you remove all the pro-police judges who’ll be left to preside over cases?

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

They’re working on it. There are anti-trust issues; there’s some concern that they’d be cornering the market on racism.

I’m sure the NRA is all over this to support Mr. Hughes’s 2nd Amendment rights, right? RIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT???????

He was not complying with my directions.

Do not read this reply if you are unable to take someone being extremely abrasive and cold. I will not spare you a single detail or truth, and will likely as a result trample all over your sentiments.

There’s clearly something wrong with him if he’s willing to be married to someone as awful as she is.

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Could someone tell us what the fuck is really going on?