Please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking

For now.

All I care about is that Bobby’s still here.  Amen.

Hot take: most of VB’s rings are gauuuddddyyy. Don’t @ me*.

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

The US is a fucking dumpster fire but I am so so proud of the people who marched today. I couldn’t but I did make my calls and emails to my senator (Collins) and will continue EVERY DAMN DAY, WOMAN.

I mean the NRA owns him so what else to you expect him to do other than deflect?

The guy projects more than a movie theater the weekend of a Marvel film opening.

Yeah, I'll trust the Health Inspector's posting as opposed to reserving judgement based solely on a restaurant's premises being a little dusty. Then again would you expect the dipshit in chief to judge anything other than how it presents itself superficially?

The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job) rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I always had a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

That’s sort of an unfair pick, because Dachshunds are better than people.

My one and only. P.S. Happy Pride! 

From last season no less.  Peasant. 

I bet you can count any of her belongings that cost less than three figures on one hand.

Exactly.  It could not have been more intentional. 

And as someone on Twitter mentioned: it’s a $39 jacket. What are the odds that Melania owns a $39 jacket?

Can you.

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

yes - let’s keep rewarding shitty people. that has been working out so well for our society. how about Shonda, Margot and Jennifer say no thanks and let this little thief rot in jail in anonymity where she belongs? Be best.