Anecdata: My father, a Ph.D., married my mother in 1960. They chose their (our) surname out of a phone book. Cool story, but just to illustrate that there are outliers everywhere, and a “nationally representative survey” that has a grand total of 877 respondents isn’t maybe that representative?

Well for one, I cannot stomach anyone on my biodouchical father’s side of the family so for some, that might weigh in on the decision?!

Her older half-sister has MS and is in a wheelchair, and lives in a rundown house with her husband. She gave an interview for a documentary that aired twice this week, in which she said “I don’t think Princess Diana would abandon her sister who’s in a wheelchair.”

Except selling staged pictures to the paparazzi isn’t really “out of his depth.” It’s not like he showed up with the incorrect waistcoat or something. I mean, he had to know that’s selling his daughter out. Or at least trying to cash in on her and that’s sad for a parent.

Except that he called TMZ to tell them he wasn’t going to the wedding instead of letting Meghan and the Palace handle the announcement, which seems really weird to me.

The half sister seemed to claim these pictures were her idea on NBC news tonight. ugh. She’s the worst.

TOTALLY. But I also bet your shady relatives would make a point of un-removing themselves from your life if you were marrying into the royal family. Her half-sister, in particular, disgusts me.

Her dad seems like he may be a bit overwhelmed and out of his depth, unlike the compulsively attention-seeking half-sister. It’s sad. I hope the media leaves him alone after this.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

I’m just glad that no one else understood it either because I was wondering if I’d maybe had a stroke.

I have no idea what’s going on here.

She definitely is that HOA woman. Also brings homemade cookies, of which she eats none, and makes aggressive eyebrow gestures when she sees the pre-mades package brought by a working mom.

She looks like the kind of woman who would go to the biweekly HOA meeting (because she lives somewhere where the residents’ greatest joy is to meet every two weeks and complain about each other), greet a neighbor like that, and then turn around and spread some made up rumor like she’s seen that neighbor’s kids eating…

Thank you, there’s a disturbing lack of buster in here.

Probably because he wishes she were a dude.

Voter fraud only matters when it’s Mexicans voting Democrat.

They both look as if they’re trying to hold in a particularly rank fart.

I miss Bobby.

WHERE IS BOBBY??? Seriously. What have you done with him and what is going on? I DE’MOND ANSWERS! (Sorry, I’ve been binge watching GOT and it’s seriously seeping into my brain, my grace.)