I could totally believe it’s the latter. He’s brilliant and also super focused, the type that could set his drink down on a couple having sex and still be like “so anyway, thermal dynamics...”

When I saw her picture on this article, I thought she looks like Octavia Spencer. And Octavia is awesome.

Over told story or not, I would love to see this and if I could choose anyone, would definitely like to see Octavia Spencer do the role. I have no doubt that Mo’Nique would do awesome, but I have a soft spot for Ms. Spencer.

Donald Trump’s library is going to be a fucking KFC drive-thru.

In other Obama news:

What are you doing, John Goodman? :(

Get it together ladies, I would have brought a blanket, wine, grapes, cheese and even a cake with the knife stuck on the bottom a la Minnie mouse if I was ever invited to what should have been your new home. Even ants. I’d brought ants.

Sorry Oprah, but no. Would she be better than Trump? Most definitely. But then so would my four year old. And for all the good Oprah has done, she hasn’t always showed the best judgement either. She’s to blame for the massive platforms of both “Dr” Phil and “Dr” Oz.

She peddles a lot of nonsense like The Secret and mindless consumerism. We need *more* critical thinking in society, not less. Also, the idea of lurching between nice/mean billionaire overlords should make any respectable American puke.

I would like a President that has experience in government, please and thank you. That being said, it seems to me that a Democrat cannot win the presidency unless they are deeply charismatic: Clinton, Obama, JFK. As someone once said to me, Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. This is why Democrats…

Good, I’m glad the only one who didn’t see “President Oprah?” headlines and feel my eyeballs roll away. Maybe she’s famous and makes a decent speech, but those aren’t the only (or even the key) qualifications. And let’s not forget that she introduced us to the bullshit of Dr Oz, promoted anti-vaxxerism with Jenny…

Those posters made me seethe. She might have known. I personally think it’s feasible she didn’t (too high up the food chain) but she wasn’t the abuser and it makes my blood boil when people will find a reason, any reason, to somehow blame women for men’s crimes.

Why exactly is Jezebel promoting the Trump supporter who made the Meryl Streep posters?

I have a cat, and his anus is on its own, sorry buddy. 

I’ll take Biden for one term than 45 for two.

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

When Hoda first started at NBC and Today, she was a serious journalist. I always felt that putting her in that later hour with the shrieking Kathy Lee was beneath her. Initially, Hoda was kind of reserved compared to the other harpey, but soon enough they were both drinking glasses of wine at 10 AM and it was SO LOUD.

Good lord Melania’s dress is hideous. From the shiny print to the pattern to those horrible puffy sleeves. It looks like an 80s prom dress or like she’s going to a wedding in 1986. Her spray on tan and makeup are way to harsh and heavily applied. Just an awful look all the way around. Trump is such an insecure asshole…