It was a pretty long post, but she did say that before you jump on social media to make your announcement, think about how long it’s been, and how close you are to the family. If they have just died and you’re not first-level close (immediate family, very close friends), step back and keep your mouth shut for a bit.…

Just a day or two ago someone on FB (it was a friend of a friend, or maybe a “public figure,” someone I’ve never heard of) wrote a long post begging people to please not put up RIPs/death notices the second they hear someone has died. Apparently her husband died and she hadn’t even had a chance to tell his…

What the actual fuck even IS that?!

I know South Park didn’t.

Caitlyn is the only reason Scott Disick isn’t the most repellant member of that family.

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

Between end of cruddy season at work, and the continued stress of being a caregiver to a sick fiance, I’ve been looking into small things to make me feel less stressed. I got the big ones (puppy walks, yoga, cooking/baking, adult beverages and plant products). I’d like to try some beauty product like stuff, including…

I was diagnosed with sleep apnea last year at 51. Having the sleep apparatus has me waking up chipper and clearheaded after eight hours in bed/7 hours of sleep vs 9 hours in bed/4 hours sleep. I have lost 11 pounds, my cholesterol is down to a healthy level. It’s been a game changer. If you have a loved one who snores…

Roseanne Barr can fuck off.

Well, re-tightening is almost inevitable after moving the stuff. It’s gonna shift. That’s why I always make sure to keep a few of the allen wrenches around. ;-)

I love assembling IKEA furniture! It’s like carpentry where all the hard parts are done for you. Hammer some shit, screw some shit in, and bam! You have made furniture.

I don’t really trust people who are bad at ikea. When my renters moved I bought the furniture they didn’t want to schlep across the country, and I’ve had to tighten/re-assemble every single thing.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

you know the apocalypse is closer than ever when shit like this starts happening in Canada.

Oh wow today I learned that my grudge against Paramore turns 10.

Agreed! Her role on Dexter was incredible, and nobody seemed to notice.

I will never be pregnant with a chold either.

I would like to officially announce that I am not or ever will be pregnant with my first chold.

I’m not! They have neither environment nor genetics in their favor.

Oh thank god, a Dirt Bag that doesn’t mention Katy Perry.