Maybe he didn't know how to react after hugging you for so long and then bumping noses. Who knows. Give it another chance-if I hadn't given my super-awkward husband another chance after our first date, well obviously things worked out.

Wondering where you were. Intergalactic traffic jam?

What LuckyFrog said and make sure the link ends in .jpeg. I was a bit slow catching on to this. I use my iPhone for 99% of my "Jezzing" and all of my own files end in .img which will not work.

Oh noes! Mon-bark flew away! Here it is.

I have always wanted a Romba. If for nothing else, as a $300 cat toy. That cat is insanely awesome and the dog is virtually a saint!

I will definitely check it out! Thanks for the tip!

I had to pay tribute to my first baby's breed before moving on. She's a good girl just misunderstood. (By the way, none of these pups are mine. I couldn't keep them still long enough!)

Look at this exquisite mon-bark!

Some dachshunds will go through metamorphosis and emerge from their cocoon as a beautiful butterfly.

Dachshunds do not make very good paleontologists/archaeologists/physical anthropologists/orthopedic surgeons/etc..

OK, OK. Continuing my scientific commentary on all things DACHSCHUND....

Continuing my scientific commentary on all things weenie dog....

Impolite Basenji. (My parents had one of these when I was a kid. They are awesome.

Freaking hilarious!

Hoping this works.

What is that and where do I get it?

Good idea. We have an Ulta that just opened so maybe I'll give them a try. We actually went on a cruise to the Bahamas in the spring and the duty-free shops are pretty good for some things. I explained this to the lady in the cosmetics area and she started giving me weird stuff lime Ed Hardy and Britney Spears…

Seriously? My jaw just hit the floor. Hard. I know he says he supports or doesn't have an issue with certain Jez-friendly causes, but I had not heard about him giving money to any of them.

Good question about the husband. It may be the citrusy stuff that I tend to prefer-That had crossed my mind. However, when we first met, I would wear Romance by Ralph Laren which is floral-that was the first time he mentioned "bug spray." To make things worse, he is actually referring to Raid, not citronella!

Toby Keith is one of the most vile excuses for a human being that I have ever seen. That is all.