snarkychu
Snarkychu
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OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.

I think it gets washed off unless it's like, I don't know, a wooden cutting board.

I feel like I am just disappointed that I didn't get to see anything gruesome. I am unwell.

Oh yay, let's commend Beyoncé for having a thigh-gap. First off, fuck you. Second off, her pelvis is probably pushed back as it so often is to create the illusion of thigh thinness to appease to thick thigh haters. Thirdly, I THOUGHT THIGH GAP WAS OLD NEWS.

It's just paper. They make it sound worse than it is. There's not even a diagram on the paper! Not a good demonstration at all. 1/10!

Well, to be fair, babies aren't propelled by rockets out of our vaginas during the birthing process. I don't really know where she's going with the whole "blow out" concept.

Yeah, I've heard the same about tearing vs episiotomy. My ob/gyn didn't even give me an option to allow myself to tear, she just up and sliced me up without my consent. Ah, Canada Healthcare system, you have your faults.

... /shudders

I'm guessing them wouldn't go over too well if you did. :x

I cannot tell you how many of my family members have taken to Facebook to shout "freedom of speech" and "Phil speaks the truth!" It's so annoying. So many times I was about to post something snide in response but completely stopped myself as I am distant enough from these relatives and for my mom's sake (rest her

Like the door mat I am, I would've let her go ahead of me. I'm glad you stuck up for yourself. Knowing that she was going to be so cunty about saying no, I def am glad you didn't let her cut. :P

Aww, like a little minion/familiar. SO cute! My kitties like to sit on my lap or behind my butt a lot while I'm on the computer, but that's the extent of their coolness. They're pretty self-involved. Cats, y'know?

Yeeeep, definitely what my cats are thinking!

:[

:( Poor kitty.

Oh, sorry. It was my expression after reading that you found the parent 6 aisles away!

Can I trade my dickhead kitties in for these two? Mine just squirt anal secretions on me and hiss in my direction until they find a use for me (snuggles or mealtime).