I'm not saying people should "feel" or "act" a certain way when they're grieving, but holy shit, that picture in the middle where the girl is duckfaced and cross eyed strikes me as "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"?

It truly stinks that some men are disappointed when they discover a woman is wearing spanx, push up bras, hair pieces, lots of makeup and don't look like what they perceive as "hot" without the help.

*falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOoOOoOoo

I hate them but I do wear them on occasions such as a) COOOOLD weather b) tuck in the tummy tub. I guess spanx would be better for situation b though. :p

IS THAT YOU, KAYLA, YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH?! /hiss

I like them! But yeah, the pantyhose... eugh..

Yeah, this sounds familiar. In high school I had this girl who hated my guts for absolutely no reason. She just hated me. Anyway, she used to tell people that I only befriended my group of friends to make myself appear hotter. Uhhhh. We were in the same social circles. What did that say about her? That she was an…

I drink occasionally, like... once every four months, if that. So no, I don't drink to escape my shitty life. The eye roll is for your dramatics.

Oh, speaking of which! My SO's co-worker/manager's children are overweight. There's no denying it. She flaunts that she overfeeds them and makes claims that they're "big boys". I assume she equates big to strong. I'm not talking stocky. I mean reeeeally out of shape. She has had to put the boys on special diets via…

I'm always body snarking myself. I do it in front of my son, unintentionally, ALL THE TIME. It's so second nature to me. Even if I get a compliment, I'll follow up with something that's wrong with me. Well, now I have a perfectly healthy, slightly on the skinny end of the spectrum, six year old son who's asking me how…

How can you even make out if a kid is "moderately obese" if they're wearing a coat under their costume or a mask on their face. Her method is flawed. FLAWED.

LOL! Yeah, we when we went out last year, it was slim pickings in the trick or treating department. Not to mention, lots of sillies just left their bowls of candy out and got ransacked by the first 9-12 year old that wandered on by.

This is almost better than housewives... in the drama department. Some of these stories are really deep.

What about the good ol' "Oh, I'm LEGALLY married, but we are separated! I'm getting a divorce. Really."

Well, considering she's wearing knee highs and heels, it does sort of sexy it up. But like another comment, she could just wear flats. It's way more cute than sexy, in my opinion.

I just googled it! You have... bathmophobia! Well, that or climacophobia. :x

I concur! I hate having to hear my (few) friends sappy shit. GUUUH. My SO and I have great lulz over it, though sometimes he just kinda gives me the shrug when I am raging over the annoying status updates.

This is common practice. :x

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.