GOP passes abortion ban: It’s the will of the people!

GOP: we’re putting abortion back to the states.

Yeah, that’s an insane amount of sugar.

the sugar in Subway’s bread reportedly measured-in at 10% of the weight of the flour.

Musk has said that under no circumstances will he leave San Francisco. This is likely because all of us want him to leave. 

What the point of Americans having all those guns if people aren’t taking potshots at this massive target?

A second attempt was made on Saturday after the inspector had a conversation with the building manager, but was again denied access upon arrival by the tenant, the tracker says.

Yank the buildings occupancy permit.

Rules for Thee, but None for Me, IOKIYAR.

“(No, I will never refer to the site as “X,” no matter how hard Elon Musk tries.)"

the woke tick

I agree 100% we can all bre more creative and varied with our insults. That said the gendered stuff really cuts the GOP snowflakes to their core. Is it worth taking the low road to fuck with someone? Usually not, for these clowns I'm willing to let slide though. 

more like a runny, greasy turd

“As Swalwell emerged from a bathroom, McCarthy confronted him, and the two were allegedly “in each other’s faces,” another House member told the Daily Beast.”

Congressman, I know pussy. I knew pussy. Pussy is a friend of mine. And Kevin McCarthy, he’s no pussy.

Anyone who insults Kevin McCarty is alright in my book. My only critique is that we can easily be much more insulting without resorting to gendered words .

“According to both sources, McCarthy told Swalwell, “If you ever say something like that to me again, I’m gonna kick the shit out of you.” There was some back-and-forth between the two, the witnesses said, leading up to McCarthy telling the Democrat, “Call me a pussy again and I’ll kick your ass.”

not the cities fault, its the shitty state in which the city is

led by the Houston Independent School District’s (HISD) new superintendent Mike Miles

No, gray people