There’s an update to the story. The city auditor is looking into the tree trimming because it was not sanctioned (the trees are under city control.) The trimming was more severe than it has ever been and the wrong time of year. There is no required permit on file to do it privately and the city itself did not do it.

They wanted to try something more modern, but didn't have any scripts for some reason.

A series of events led police to Trzcinski who had lived on Noble Street from 1989 to 2014 before moving to Nassau County, Long Island. The discovery began with one unnamed resident who readjusted her home surveillance camera to catch the offender earlier this year and met with success when it captured a person…

I think that any truly responsible cat owner needs to take serious steps to ensure that their beloved little serial killer doesn’t wreak havoc upon the local ecosystem, whatever that may consist of. 

We should encourage rich people to take up jai alai. The videos of them hurting themselves and each other will be priceless.

Since this thing hadn’t yet come to Brazil, I’ve no idea what “pickleball” was, so I looked it up...

IT IS TIME, Death said.

What’s next, the Widow’s and Orphan’s Fund?

This is a shithole country.

Indeed. The GOP is proving themselves to be pharisees more and more every day.

I remember all those times in the Bible when Jesus sent the people, who came to him for help, away.

every now and then the Job is Good

Press junkets seem like they are usually really boring for all involved, but then you get to do something fun like this.

Almost. I think what you’re looking for is “If she didn’t like living in that neighborhood, all the black people should have moved to Detroit and Chicago and made sure to be extra quiet there in case she had a headache.”

“If she didn’t like living in that neighbourhood, she should have just moved”.  Did I get that correct, right wing dipshits?

FFS, can he fucking die already? 

Yeah, this is quiverfull bullshit. The idea that white people aren’t breeding fast enough.

How shocking; the guy with zero understanding of empathy believes that you need to be related to someone to care about their future. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m rooting for Zuckerberg. Knock this piece of shit the fuck out, Mark.

“Democracy is probably unworkable long term without limiting suffrage to parents. Helps solve the procreation problem, too.”

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