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All of Mar a Lago is like that (was there once over a decade ago for someone’s wedding, and NO my date absolutely did not tell me where we were going until he picked me up from the airport). It’s extremely gaudy and a lot of the carpeting and drapery is pretty poorly maintained.

Wow, you hit all the words in the crazy right wing word salad. So the second amendment was created for criminal losers who lose elections so you can violently overturn the will of the majority?

Gozer the gozerian

The Republican Party has gone full Confederacy.

No, Kari lake was gas lighting, stop being so fucking stupid 

My favorite part of that photo is the absolute trash quality chandelier and wall sconce that someone picked up at the discount bin at the Dollar Store.

To be fair to MCconell, China is a threat in many things people forget because of Russia but China has postured invasions because of the South China sea and has you know camps of uigher muslims for re education.

Love you Susan. I admire your eloquence in verbally fucking the various assholes every week. Please, never stop, never change.

Well, to be fair to christians, when you believe that all sins can be forgiven simply by coming to Jesus, it sorta opens up the universe of life choices for the taking. It’s like a ‘get out of jail free’ card for the afterlife.

“Hey, we didn’t go all the way OK? There was a rubber in between us the whole time!” - That guy probably.

I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

Pervo suicide by stuffing cornflakes up his ass and sitting on a pailful of amyl nitrated gerbils.

100% died jerkin’ it to gay porn.

Was a cause of death announced??!? No! The only reason could be that he was killed by a secret squad of gay ninjas. Or, maybe a coven of lesbian witches put a death curse on him. Must be one of those two. Why else would a 93-year-old man die during pride month?

Cue reflex-punching the monitor because I saw this guy’s face.  Thanks for the broken monitor.  

They’re not audiobooks. They’re full-cast dramatizations with the original cast members of the show, often written by classic and modern Who writers. They have gone back to the Fourth Doctor and Leela with original cast members playing their roles and given the Seventh Doctor a huge number of adventures, many with

Mel on Classic Who was awful, but she was redeemed by Big Finish, so this could work out.

I’m still the same person asshole.

Oh, they tortured the shit out of that kid. I’m sure she was treated with as much care as one would expect of a ward of the Florida state. 

I’m still the same person.