No, the most beautiful words in the English language are, “Trump sentenced to life in prison without parole”.

Every US state except Montana has at-will employment. Sometimes I read these comment sections and think, do people just not realize how few rights they have? Like 90% of people seem to think they have the right to only be fired for cause, they don’t have to worry about the terms of those liability waivers because “you…

The cost of gasoline is subsidized by the taxpayers. Why do you think it costs $7/gallon in Europe and $4/gallon in the US? Whether you drive an EV (or don’t drive at all) you’re still pitching in to help keep your neighbor’s F150 in cheap unleaded.

did you also wake up and decide to be a fucking idiot

Why do people consistently throw away precious hours of their life delivering well-reasoned arguments to assholes who aren’t listening anyway?

don’t pay anything to keep up the roads through gas taxes

Did you wake up and think to yourself today, “I’m going to be a total idiot”?

“It is impossible that that fire is hotter than this frying pan”

I had been eating outrageous amounts of Jif chunky over the past decades until someone I was dating said that I was probably just craving the sugar. I told her that as someone who didn’t eat red meat I was just craving the protein hence my jar or so a per week habit. So I got a jar of sugarless peanut butter. I threw…

What happened to her is terrible.

It does feel like we have things backwards. It seems like POCs, LGBTQ, Jewish people, muslims, children, liberals etc should be the gun nuts, because they’re the vulnerable groups who keep getting targeted.

It’s what one wears to jump a motorcycle over 24 Pride floats.

In college I got food poisoning and dropped nearly fifteen pounds. I was over-fucking-joyed because it got me to size 7.

Yup. If Gwyneth admitted she starved herself to conform to the pressures of first Hollywood and then the Wellness World, I’d like her a lot more than I do. But she doesn’t. She tells a lot of bullshit lies about mindfulness and the myriad benefits of bone broth. It’s not the starvation that’s offensive, it’s the…

I think you’re kind of blowing right past the “wellness influencer” part. This wasn’t a red carpet interview where someone hounded her about her diet. This is a brand that she’s built and marketed as aspirational to make herself money at the expense of her followers' health (and her own, but she's rich enough to have…

It’s a judgemental phrase about a 16 year old child. Why not frame it more as the scientologist church is terrified of Katie Holmes because she literally escaped from that marriage like an action movie superhero, secret burner phones and all.

Since articles never seem to point it out, perhaps for fear of being sued: Scientologists literally, literally, LITERALLY believe that spaceships came to earth hundreds of millions of years ago, and that’s the least stupid thing they believe.

“Suri Didn’t Make the Cut”

I admire your willingness to believe it will be a problem for him, but anyone even remotely predisposed to voting for him won’t even remotely give a shit. 

The officer should not have the ability to mute or turn off the camera. If it’s as secure as they claim, no footage or audio should ever be leaked and anything that shouldn’t have been recorded can be wiped once a correct and lawful procedure has occurred.