snarkmuffin
SnarkMuffin
snarkmuffin

this is the way. i read the headline and came here to say, “where’s the shaving soap??”

That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t call for both his resignation and his impeachment.

“We didn’t do anything wrong and we can prove it!” says group comprised of people accused of wrongdoing who have provided no proof.

Actress doesn’t like movie that bombed she was in 18 years ago. I’m sure glad this article was written or I would have gone to my grave not knowing!

Little shop of horrors, bowfinger and death at a funeral are all pretty subversive. 

Plus once they realize you’re not in your seat, they sell your seat to someone else, essentially letting them get paid twice for a single seat.

Passenger opinions: one of a long list of things that airlines do not care about.

If the seat is being paid for, why do the airlines care if there’s a person in it? Also, if paying for an extra flight is cheaper than paying for just the first one, that feels like a business model failure.

Isn’t the whole point of Stranger Things the repetition of tropes from 1980s adventure/sci-fi/teen movies? It’s all deliberate homage.

Look, dude, those libs ain’t gonna own themselves*.

To quote my uncle..... “She’s got just enough sass mixed with just enough sweetness to get things done in Congress”.

That’s weird, locked doors didn’t seem to be too much of a problem when police murdered Amir Locke and Breonna Taylor…

Cops did absolutely nothing? Au Contraire. They got praise from their governor, substantial hiring bonus’s, pay raises, and overtime.

My dad died over the winter and has some firearms in a gun safe in a now-empty house in my old home state. I don’t want them sitting in an empty house, so I have been trying for months to just get my local cops (I live in a state with mercifully fairly strict gun laws) to tell me what the fuck kind of permit I need to

This is why NWA never wrote a song called “Fuck Da Fire Department.”  I’ve never heard of firefighters refusing to run into burning buildings. I could be wrong, but still…

After serving in Iraq over 20 years ago, my brother thought he would become a cop and went to school for criminal justice. When it came time to do ride-alongs with the local cops and staties, he quickly realized they were a bunch of morons whose sole purpose in life was to look tuff and harass people. They had a

“To protect and serve.”

When Philando Castile was shot, I started hearing-as a defense, “The cops just want to get home safely at night”, to which....I’m sorry, that’s not the job you signed up for.  You do have to risk your life, that’s part of your job.  I don’t mean to be cold-hearted, but I don’t know where or why we got the notion that

It would take them about 1.5 seconds to shoot an unarmed black man in the back. But a kid with a gun? Better hold off for a couple of dozen reinforcements. Filthy cowards.