snarkmuffin
SnarkMuffin
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Look, dude, those libs ain’t gonna own themselves*.

To quote my uncle..... “She’s got just enough sass mixed with just enough sweetness to get things done in Congress”.

That’s weird, locked doors didn’t seem to be too much of a problem when police murdered Amir Locke and Breonna Taylor…

Cops did absolutely nothing? Au Contraire. They got praise from their governor, substantial hiring bonus’s, pay raises, and overtime.

My dad died over the winter and has some firearms in a gun safe in a now-empty house in my old home state. I don’t want them sitting in an empty house, so I have been trying for months to just get my local cops (I live in a state with mercifully fairly strict gun laws) to tell me what the fuck kind of permit I need to

This is why NWA never wrote a song called “Fuck Da Fire Department.”  I’ve never heard of firefighters refusing to run into burning buildings. I could be wrong, but still…

After serving in Iraq over 20 years ago, my brother thought he would become a cop and went to school for criminal justice. When it came time to do ride-alongs with the local cops and staties, he quickly realized they were a bunch of morons whose sole purpose in life was to look tuff and harass people. They had a

“To protect and serve.”

When Philando Castile was shot, I started hearing-as a defense, “The cops just want to get home safely at night”, to which....I’m sorry, that’s not the job you signed up for.  You do have to risk your life, that’s part of your job.  I don’t mean to be cold-hearted, but I don’t know where or why we got the notion that

It would take them about 1.5 seconds to shoot an unarmed black man in the back. But a kid with a gun? Better hold off for a couple of dozen reinforcements. Filthy cowards.

It’s too bad I’ll never know what really happens when you block someone on your iPhone, because there’s no article here.

I’ve been feeling lost and rudderless these past few months. Just really sinking fast. Every day I wake up and read or hear something worse than the day before. Compassion, complex thinking, addressing the root problem and vowing to solve something as dire as maternal mortality...

“Correct our population.”

But if you take out ALL the women, because they aren’t real people anyway, it’s 0%, which is good. When you pick your facts, why stop at racism?

For the love of god, stop with the videos...

They really needed to spend some time looking at female powerlifters and not bikini/figure competitors. Girl got tiny legs. should be strapping like Meg:

Everyone is absolutely entitled to their own opinions, at least until our alien overlords start cracking down on that.

Replace “necktie” with “pants” and this post is much more entertaining.

No shout out to the creator(s) of this wonderful delicacy? There is a long-lived rivalry between Matt’s Bar and The 5-8 Club in Minneapolis, MN - each claiming to have invented the Jucy Lucy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jucy_Lucy).