Blast it man, drink your coffee like a grownup.

To be fair, neither is dairy farming...

It makes a great black Russian

there are so, so, so many other sources of protein

Cows drink several times that much water, also their excretions contain tons of methane which is crazy bad for the atmosphere compared to almond trees which are way more sustainable. On balance almond milk is a win, despite current drought in certain areas.

Sounds like someone hasn’t tried chocolate almond milk with Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

If your mommy is a cow then keep on guzzling cow’s milk, ruminant boy.

Has anyone ever met or heard of anyone ever with a protein deficiency? Serious question.

1) variance between brands is yuge. If you want to take advantage of almond milk, try different kinds

Almonds suck less water than stupid cows. Stop being a mouthbreather.

More water goes to cows, which are worse. Get fucked.

Almond milk is good. Almond milk in cereal is good. Almond milk in coffee is garbage and bad.

How much water goes into raising the milk cows? I would imagine as much or more than almonds ( I am actually curious and not trying to be a dick).

If you’d like to hang out with me after consuming real milk, I commend you.

Lactose Intolerant Guy here...my family and friends thank God that almondmilk is a thing. Because....it was ROUGH for a couple of months while I was trying to figure out what milk was doing to my body.

Almond Milk: For Those Times When You Think, “Fuck California’s Weather - Let’s See If They’re Still Laughing When I Steal The Bastards’ Water”

Cashew milk is better.

Can’t imagine why she didn’t want to stay married to this winner.

I vaguely remember something about it being classified as antique erotica or art books.

Seriously. There are no words for how disgusting and inexcusable that is.