I pulled a 12-year-old kid from the mound this year, asked him if he made every pitch perfectly up to that point in the game. He said no.

That’s really interesting and I hadn’t considered that. Uncomfortable does make her more passive and I thought she handled it like a pro and looked pissed and like she had some choice words for him but just kept it professional. I hope she ripped the scheduler to pieces after and called Steven A on not opening his mout…

You're completely misunderstanding my point. It's not at all cool. It's sexist, annoying bullshit. That I'm sure she encounters regularly enough that she wouldn't be made uncomfortable by it. Annoyed, irritated, mildly pissed off, but not uncomfortable. Again, this does not in any way shape or form make what he said…

As a woman, I can tell you she was not made “uncomfortable” by this. Mildly annoyed, irritated, yes, maybe. But uncomfortable would imply that this was something somehow unusual that would take her aback... I guarantee she hears something similar at least weekly, if not daily.

Yeah it sucks when people enjoy simple activities with other people 

Uhhh...you might want to change the headline, because that guy is definitely white.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Removed for trying to own minority.

The Canadian broadcast showed an overhead replay shortly after the play that clearly showed the shove.  They also showed the guy getting escorted out.

Some people are saying the guy was mad because he smashed a woman the guy in the blue polo was sitting near? Bullshit excuse for the simple fact that these mf’s had COURTSIDE SEATS. That’s like going to Benihana and getting mad a shrimp or a piece of rice flies at you.

Terrible take. It’s not the players’ responsibility to keep the people in the big-money seats safe, their job is to keep from getting themselves hurt. Lowry did nothing wrong. This guy should have kept his fucking hands to himself, period.

The guy was a total asshole, because he’s not an asshole.... is an interesting take.

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

Low hanging fruit. I would have expected more from you.

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like, but I did grow up in a place and part of a place that wasn’t privileged. I lived on pickup courts for maybe ten years. If that shit happened on the sideline of the pickup court, the dude is going home bleeding. Personally I think it should be the same here. If you fuck…

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”